animalstalkinginallcaps:

GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. PEMBROOK. I HAVE THE INFORMATION YOU REQUESTED.
I FEARED FOR A MOMENT THAT I WOULD BE DISCOVERED WHEN MS. HOUGHTON COULDN’T FIND HER POST-IT NOTES, BUT WILLIAM TANNER FROM ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE HAS A KEY TO THE SUPPLY CLOSET, WHICH IS ONLY THE BEGINNING OF YOUR WORRIES. THIS OFFICE IS CORRUPT, MR. PEMBROOK. I FEAR NO ONE IS INNOCENT. 
PETTY THEFT, PERSONAL PHONE CALLS, INTERDEPARTMENTAL AFFAIRS (OF THE SEXUAL VARIETY) … THE LIST IS ENDLESS.
AND THE I.T. DEPARTMENT, MY GOD. THAT WHOLE FLOOR OF THE BUILDING SHOULD BE SEALED OFF AND BURNED WITH ALL EMPLOYEES INSIDE.
TAKE A SEAT, MR. PEMBROOK, WHILE I ORGANIZE MY NOTES. POUR YOURSELF A DRINK IF YOU WISH. WE ARE GOING TO BE HERE FOR QUITE SOME TIME.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. PEMBROOK. I HAVE THE INFORMATION YOU REQUESTED.

I FEARED FOR A MOMENT THAT I WOULD BE DISCOVERED WHEN MS. HOUGHTON COULDN’T FIND HER POST-IT NOTES, BUT WILLIAM TANNER FROM ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE HAS A KEY TO THE SUPPLY CLOSET, WHICH IS ONLY THE BEGINNING OF YOUR WORRIES. THIS OFFICE IS CORRUPT, MR. PEMBROOK. I FEAR NO ONE IS INNOCENT. 

PETTY THEFT, PERSONAL PHONE CALLS, INTERDEPARTMENTAL AFFAIRS (OF THE SEXUAL VARIETY) … THE LIST IS ENDLESS.

AND THE I.T. DEPARTMENT, MY GOD. THAT WHOLE FLOOR OF THE BUILDING SHOULD BE SEALED OFF AND BURNED WITH ALL EMPLOYEES INSIDE.

TAKE A SEAT, MR. PEMBROOK, WHILE I ORGANIZE MY NOTES. POUR YOURSELF A DRINK IF YOU WISH. WE ARE GOING TO BE HERE FOR QUITE SOME TIME.

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